Eight Things People Who Like Bears Should Do At Walt Disney World

I was accused of writing an article similar to this one by a friend of mine on Twitter. While I've never written such an article and would never even think to do so, I feel that I have no other choice now. The title seems pretty self explanatory here, so let's get to the list of things to do at Walt Disney World if you like bears!
(Update: Shortly after publishing another friend pointed out this article at Vacationearing which appears to be the article I was accused of writing that led to me writing this one. If you're still following my story here, I just want to say that I didn't find this until after I completed the writing of this post.)

1. The Country Bear Jamboree - Now, this is assuming you don't just like bears, but you'll also enjoy singing bears. It's hard not to recommend this show in general,  but especially to a bear lover like yourself! I could go into the history of some of the songs used in the show (maybe later), or debate whether or not the songs really should be considered country (a lot of it closer to folk in my opinion), but that's not the point! No, the point is that you like bears and this show has a whole slew of 'em! Somewhere between 18 and 20 bears depending on whether the stuffed teddy bear that Oscar is holding counts as a bear and also whether or not Rufus, who is never actually seen, is a bear. I would like to think that Rufus is a bear since everyone else involved in the production of the show is a bear, but since they have him just handling the lights and stuff it's possible that these bears have enslaved another species to do their menial labor. Well, I'm starting to drift away from the original subject so let's sum it up: If you like bears you should see a show about singing Audio-Animatronic bears.
2. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - This ride, much to the dismay of many Disney fans, replaced Mr. Toad's Wild Ride at the end of the 90's. A lot of people are upset still to this day about the removal of Mr. Toad but Mr. Toad is a toad. Toads aren't bears. I don't recall any bears at all on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. You? You like bears, and The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh increases the number of bears in this location to 1! That's an infinite percentage improvement for bear lovers!
3. Disney's Animal Kingdom - Animal Kingdom might have bears. I don't remember seeing any but it's possible that there's a few around somewhere. If not, I'm sure there's one carved into the Tree of Life so you can see some nice artwork of a bear. More importantly though, one of the access roads behind the park is called Bear Island Road. Sounds like something a bear lover would like! I've never been back there and can't advocate that anyone else go there without permission, but there might be some interesting bear-related stuff. Probably not, but you never know! It does make you wonder what Bear Island is. It must be important to have a road named after it at Walt Disney World. Probably an island. Full of bears.
4. Maelstrom -Maelstrom? That boat ride at Epcot with the trolls? Why would a bear lover want to see that? Trolls aren't bears! This is ridiculous! Wait, come on now, bear with me, let me explain! You have to let me explain why you should see Maelstrom before you go and call me names and tell me I'm dumb. There's a polar bear at the end of this ride. I thought you might like to see the polar bear. Calm down.
5. Duffy! - After that last outburst when you started reaming me out for suggesting Maelstrom before you gave me a chance to explain, I'm gonna subject you to Duffy the Disney Bear! He's conveniently located between Future World and World Showcase so he's not too far from Maelstrom after you see that really cool polar bear I wanted to show you.

   

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6. Baloo - This beloved character from the Jungle Book does meet and greets, I think. Probably at Animal Kingdom. I'd double check but the Disney Mobile app doesn't want to tell me. It's whining about it being almost 11 PM and Animal Kingdom closes at like 3 PM or something so I'm out of luck on double checking this. If you want to see Baloo though, he's probably at Animal Kingdom.
7. Splash Mountain - This is a really popular log flume at the Magic Kingdom. I'd rank it higher up on the list but that Br'er Bear, he's not a very nice bear or a smart bear. He's trying to help Br'er Fox catch poor Br'er Rabbit and I don't think that's the kind of portrayal of bears that someone who likes bears would want to see. It's still a good ride, just please realize before you ride that it isn't very culturally sensitive to bears.
8. Jungle Cruise - "There aren't any bears on the Jungle Cruise!" you exclaim. Well, no. There aren't. But I only had seven ideas for things people who like bears should do at Walt Disney World and I figured if you like bears you probably like other animals too. The Jungle Cruise, it's full of other animals. There's lions and tigers and hippos and oh there's a lot of animals. I'm sure you'll like it too.

Well, that concludes the list. I'm sure you'll find some great bear-related activities when you visit Walt Disney World! If you have any suggestions for other bear fun on property, feel free to leave a comment. It's always possible that I overlooked something!